Sunday, August 10, 2008

Pelican Cases

These are Pelican Cases.




I'm considering getting one for my pedalboard. Below is the guarantee. Pay close attention to the last line.


THE PELICAN UNCONDITIONAL LIFETIME GUARANTY: If for any reason you are not satisfied with the quality or performance of the PelicanTM product you have purchased, PelicanTM Products will gladly replace the product or refund your money (at your option) within 30 days after the purchase through the original Dealer/Retailer. PelicanTM Products will continue to guarantee the product directly, against breakage or defects in workmanship. This guarantee does not cover the lamp or batteries in lights. The o-rings must be kept greased (and replaced if damaged) per product instructions. (Replace o-rings annually or when damaged.) Any liability, either expressed or implied is limited to replacement of the product. This guarantee is void only if the PelicanTM product has been abused beyond normal and sensible wear and tear. The guarantee does not cover shark bite, bear attack and children under five.


SHARK BITES, BEAR ATTACK, AND CHILDREN UNDER FIVE?!!!!!

Who is this company's demographic?

j.

6 comments:

kathy said...

haha...the children under five made me laugh. yeah...

Giggles said...

wowee
i'm concerned
rofl

1girlrevalution said...

SHARK BITES?!?! who puts one in that kind of situation that it gets attacked by a shak?!?!?!

Ida said...

how would your pedal board be bitten by a shark? anyways.. that is pretty funny.... hehehe..

Anonymous said...

shark bites, bear attacks, and children under five? lol!!!! wait, so it does cover 5 1/2 year olds? haha. so weird.

Rachel said...

You just KNOW that some idiot took their pedal board to the beach, got it bitten by a shark, and then proceeded to the forest where a bear attacked it, and when they got home, their five-year-old child...... ate it? And then got the warranty for it. That's usually how funny thng like that get started.

Rachel Morr-to the-ison